I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
