Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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