Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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