Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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