i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you inspire me to be a worse person
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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