Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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