Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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