please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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