Me too!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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