I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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