Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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