You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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