If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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