Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Your tits are I can't wait for
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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