someone get that fucking seahorse.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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