it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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