Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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