She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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