jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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