she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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