it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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