Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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