Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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