Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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