yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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