dude i'm inner monologue high
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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