I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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