Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
just come out here and I will go home with you...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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