you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
