Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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