I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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