it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
porn star boner night. come get it.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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