he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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