There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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