yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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