I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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