It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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