i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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