He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He has the fingertips of a God
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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