Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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