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  (408): View more from California

  420 ftw

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  (408): 420 ftw http://tfl.nu/c4kx
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  (423): View more from Tennessee

  NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog

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  (423): NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog http://tfl.nu/kzjg
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  (971): View more from Oregon

  I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.

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  (971): I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex. http://tfl.nu/gyof
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  (+44): View more from England

  Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.

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  (+44): Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade. http://tfl.nu/0707
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  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!

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  (267): The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering! http://tfl.nu/inse
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  (434): View more from Virginia

  i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome

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  (434): i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome http://tfl.nu/lk4z
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  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"

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  (608): it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face" http://tfl.nu/ke0l
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form

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  (412): i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form http://tfl.nu/n72m
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  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.

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  (973): Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested. http://tfl.nu/rwnz
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  (904): View more from Florida

  I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am

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  (904): I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am http://tfl.nu/dm8p
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  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.

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  (603): Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by. http://tfl.nu/jwsa
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle

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  (732): He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle http://tfl.nu/wavz
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.

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  (630): How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend. http://tfl.nu/4dw0
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager

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  (517): Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager http://tfl.nu/iccu
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  (609): View more from New Jersey

  HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP

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  (609): HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP http://tfl.nu/k6kp
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