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• (541): View more from Oregon

  its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.

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• (619): View more from California

  Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?

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• (914): View more from New York

  He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life

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• (509): View more from Washington

  The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.

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• (310): View more from California

  When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him

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