Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
so much tequila, so little girl.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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