My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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