Yo dont text me then not text me
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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