Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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