Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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