He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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