Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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