Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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its like you know when i get waxed
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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