Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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