He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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