My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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