I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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